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___ ...o.O'... _Smile?!_ ...^.^... ___

Post by MrsOni » Fri Apr 17, 2015 9:35 pm

[Update: 06.July 2016]

Need a smile or a laugh?
My reaction was ;) :D :lol: ...^.^...
Maybe you'll join me.

Night,
Oni

How to get your buyer rofl!

LMAO! Scary Sweeties

Oh please, nooo ...-.-'... More ROFL!

...barely breathing...But creative!
-Who dares to use the toilet 'next' to the washing machine? Anyone? Come on...lmao! It doesn't bite...Rofl!
I dare you for a delicious cake/ cookie of mine :lol:
This feels so great, when the stomach hurts from laughing. :mrgreen: -


Pardon me, but ****! Seriously?! What were they thinking? Nevermind...lmao! - Bold Baths
-I could bet, that plenty of you love the kitchen-bath-idea :lol: -
1 & 2. If you have this many mirrors in your bathroom, you’d better like yourself. A lot.
Oh ya, oh yaaa ...^.^... - Kitchen Kitty
7. It bothered the refrigerator that it didn’t match the other appliances in the room more than they knew. Every day it edged its way a little closer to the door, plotting its escape.
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Oh god! OMFG! Still sitting at my desk, staring at the screen, switching between thinking & screaming out loud OMG! OMFG!
Cakes People actually ate - *OMFG!*


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"Screen Junkies" ...^.^...

Screen Junkies Channel:
Screen Junkies Channel

Screen Junkies - Lord of the Rings/ With Vid Playlist:
Screen Junkies - Lord of the Rings
...an evil vagina awakens...LMAO!
Screen Junkies - Game of Thrones:
...*sings*...god that song's cool!... *gihihi*
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Post by MrJigglyPuff » Fri Apr 17, 2015 11:43 pm

Here ya go Oni.... sorry Krowola
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ :lol:
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Post by MrJigglyPuff » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:43 pm

HAHAHA Bewbs!
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Post by MrJigglyPuff » Fri May 01, 2015 2:30 pm

here's a few to give you a chuckle :lol:
If you heard them before, laugh anyway, it's good for the soul. :D

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?!
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer.

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...PANIC! Or the gamer within you...

Post by MrsOni » Sun Jul 19, 2015 5:49 am

...:: Panic! Or laugh about yourself with this headless personality called 'gamer' within you ::...

You seriously shocked me when I read our shoutbox this morning.
I'm still... :o
My shout with the information to join our server by IP address was intentionally, yes... :lol: :D :lol: ...
Yes, seriously, it had a purpose... :lol: :mrgreen: :lol: ...
Nevertheless, the gamer in you paniced...LMAOROF!...
"where's the server?!"
"ubi is DOWN"
"arrrrgh!"
"there's an information & I cant read, arrrgh , arrrrrrgh ... panic, paaanic!"
... <<< ... LMAOROF...

http://www.bender-toons.de:
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http://www.xkcd.com: "When you assume"
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"Manuals"
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"Shouldnt be hard"
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"Chaos"
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"Efficiency"
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http://gamergirlpinups.com/ "Waiting time"
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"Character Creator"
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"TeamFortress 2-Ds"
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"Hallows Eve"
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"How to train your gamer"
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Post by MrJigglyPuff » Sun Jul 19, 2015 9:16 am

hehe nice! :D ;) 8-) :P :lol:

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Post by MrJigglyPuff » Sat Jul 02, 2016 2:14 pm

A buddy of mine found this so I had to post ... enjoy :lol:
My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds … only 15 to go.

Ate salad for dinner … Mostly croutons & tomatoes ... Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce ... And cheese ... FINE, it was a pizza ... I ate a pizza …

How to prepare Tofu:
1. Throw it in the trash.
2. Grill some Meat.

I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web ...

I don't mean to brag but … I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes ...

A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it ...

Kids today don't know how easy they have it ... when I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel ...

Senility has been a smooth transition for me ...

Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school? Me neither.

I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented … I forgot where I was going with this ...

I love being over 50 … I learn something new every day … and forget 5 others...

A thief broke into my house last night … He started searching for money … so I woke up and searched with him ...

My dentist told me I need a crown … I said, “You bet, pour mine over rocks” …

I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day...

"Just remember, "Once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."

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Post by MrsOni » Tue Jul 05, 2016 6:30 pm

...:: Barbie on a rampage ::... Barbie Dreamhouse Party

I remember you sitting back,
doing nothing,
being silent
leaving me behind,
with a bullet in my back,
right in my head,
gimping,
slaughtering,
playing with me.

I remember you sitting,
laughing,
hitting on me,
feeling great,
hard 'n tough,
but I remember
'n when you least expect it,
I'll get back on YOU, Barbie!

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Post by MrJigglyPuff » Wed Jul 06, 2016 4:30 am

Barbie's at their best-ests :lol:

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Post by MrsOni » Sun Sep 18, 2016 5:42 pm

...^.^... Sending some virtual L O V E ...^.^...
"Hinder - If Only For Tonight"
"Firehouse - Get In Touch"


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